Holiday Checklist

Yo crazy mofos, how's it going? I know what you're thinking. Two blog posts in two days? Has this world gone mad? No I'm just really really bored ok. Just shut up and read them ok. Jeez, can you like stop complaining? Honestly, I do so much for you and this is how you act towards me? What did I do to deserve this? 

Wait, whaaaat. That escalated quickly. Hahaha, I know it seems like I'm on crack but I swear I'm not ;) don't get fooled by the winky face, I really am not. I really, really wanna try though. Eh wait, whaaaat. No that's not what I meant. LOL this blog post is a mess, kinda like my life. Oh well.

Since it's the holidays, there are a few things I would like to accomplish because I don't plan to waste away my life, kind of like what I've been doing these days, so that in a few months, I can look back and think "Wow Vani, I'm proud of you, you didn't fuck shit up this time :)" Anyway, I've listed them down below.

1. Start sketching.

Ah yes. I used to sketch when I was younger, it used to be one of the things that made me happy -and that I was really good at- but I've stopped for a few years now. Some were pretty good that people offered me money for it. But no, I would never in a million years sell them. God knows I can't draw those pretty pictures ever again. So yes, I've bought a sketch book and I've started drawing a few of my friends. And the drawings turned out pretty great. Ok well, that was a lie. The drawings look like shit. Ah well, I tried lol.

2. Finish my book.

Oh yea motherfuckers I'm writing a book! Okay it's still in the draft stage-has been in that stage for 4 years- well don't blame me, momma's been busy ;) But you know what, I'm going to get it done. For all you fans out there, no I didn't mean my ceiling fans, the title of the book is 'Only You' and it's about this forbidden love between this two friends and I'm not willing to reveal the plot because someone might steal it. Hahaha, bitch please. Anyway, a friend of mine read it and told me the plot is pretty similar to Brokeback Mountain. I mean, yeah some part of it but that's not my fault. I really love that movie ok. It's a masterpiece. And gay Jake Gyllenhaal is so hot, he can lick my balls anyday. I mean whaaaat. I was just joking. No I'm not.

3. Clean my room

Oh god, my room is as dirty as a whore's vagina at this point. Hahaha that analogy cracked me up I'm so funny. As I type, I swear on my table there is a broken clock, my textbooks, my story books, an empty packet drink, a mineral bottle,some dirty laundry and the list goes on. And there's like 8 boxes lying around. Urgh can I pay one of you to clean this place? 

I can't think of anything else, that was a short list. As short as my ding-a-ling. Oh well, I'm an underachiever and that's a known fact. I'll update this shit once I can think of anything else to do. Probably not. Oh well, I guess this is it for now. I know, I'll miss you too. I'll see you again soon babe, and I'll be thinking of you every second when we're apart :) <3